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- Saturday, Jul 31st 2010 - CWAL v2.0 : Keeps a smaller pillow under the gun under it's pillow

Top 3 LIMERICKS!

A girl with a beautiful face
and hips swinging over the place
sucks spit for a living,
yet never stops giving
and puts a huge smile on my face!

Author: Chimpy
Score: 4.3/5
(7 votes)

I'm Micheal, I'm full of lifes' joys
Like singing and playing with toys
But when all's said and done
It's still not as much fun
As sharing my bed with young boys.

Author: Nose falls off.
Score: 4.1/5
(29 votes)

The townsfolk had captured the creature
and pranced round its huge phallic feature.
The musclebound oaf,
released a brown loaf,
and smothered the queen, that'll teach her.

Author: Chimpy
Score: 4.1/5
(15 votes)

Q: So, what the hell is a Limerick anyway?

A: A limerick is a slightly risque five-line poem made with the rhyming scheme AABBA. Its main charactaristics are its beat (you should be able to recognise the beat of 3, 3, 2, 2, 3) and the fact that there should be some bawdy innuendo or sauce revealed by the end.

RANDOM LIMERICKS!

You've all heard of that guy they call Lubes?
The one with the pectoral Boobs
If the HRT fails,
She'll be doing her nails
And shaving and waxing her Pubes

Author: Gender Corrective Misfit
Score: 3.9/5
(23 votes)

You mustn't let it go to waste
You could use it for spackle or paste
Or to moisten a sandwich
A very good plan which
Is always in very good taste

Author: Cayenne
Score: 3.8/5
(5 votes)

A fanciful succubus named Stacey
whose manners and thoughts were quite racy
her ultimate dream
of cleveland's sweet steam
visive one William H. Macy

Author: Steamboat Ploppy
Score: 3.4/5
(14 votes)

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