Chimp with a Limp
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You dirty dirty man
The celebrities are currently living in my mansion, surrounded by my chimps. They are absolutely free to leave my barren, isolated island using any means they can find, once they do not, repeat do NOT communicte with civiliazation apart from through these boards -
Well, that depends on which side of the pant the load resides, back or front
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Depp is down as Wonka, which may or may not be a good thing. Depends on how he plays it. Toned down and sinister would be good.
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I'm half looking forward to it and half dreading it. I think it'll have the creepiness it deserves, but do think it'll be a little hollywood
I say a frame for frame remake is the way to go! -
Al found this pretty groovy mad scientist story
Mad Scientist at SomethingAwful
And of course it has the ending we all crave -
Anything you want to see on the site, I'll suggest it to my celebrity writers and see what they think.
Could be more of whats already here, or something brand new. Only you decide. -
Anything you have to say, or want to know about the site, message me here and I'll get on it.
Like an overweight bronco rider getting onto a balding mare, with his leather chaps half falling down, revealing an unsightly ass crack. -
My chops are drooling at the prospect
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If you want to personalise your account (and I truly recommend it), just click on My Controls above, then all your options are on the left (mostly on the bottom left).
You can change your signature, your personal picture, your avatar (small image that goes under your name on posts) and your birthday.
Even if you change nothing else - change your birthday! It'll be announced to the rest of the members a few days in advance.
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Gremlins have gotten in already, when my web hosts accidently decided to delete an important file from the boards section.
One hundred thousand apologies to anyone who had joined, and a simple thank you for rejoining.
Business as usual from now on
Chimp with a Limp -
Welcome, filthy people, to the shrine of the Chimp. He is broken, he is limping, but he is still the ape-christ.
Fling your brain droppings on these boards and see how the primates react. Go forth, multiply, increase your post count and gain precious bananas for Kudos.
Check out our members, and our wonderful topics.
With a little time, you too can become an Ape Deity, and be praised by the reeking imbeciles
King Kong Or Lab Monkey?
in Monkey Business
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To quote the great ape itself "Meemeemeemeemeemme phhhffffrrrtttt" as he sticks up the elongated middle finger at a granny