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inspector horse

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  1. maybe you ve already read this cos i seem to be the last one to gotton hold of it but try Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole, Jus finished and really liked it.
  2. i dunno if it is still like this but the pod nite club had a large urinal on the right from the roof to the floor that looked like some sort of posh water feature from a shopping centre and not really like a toilet and then a sink on the left that looked very like one of those trough all in one urinals from down the country but it had taps(an obvious give away i thought) but i did witness a bloke pissing in the sink so dont wash your hands in the pod...
  3. This years tour starts on saturday and i reckon its gonna be the best one for years, armstrong wants to win a last before retiring,but ullrich only has one more chance to beat him so the competition all the way to the champs elysees should be great to watch also ivan basso wants to put time into armstrong on the mountains so hes will be attacked on a few fronts...which will test his preparation for this years event,which has been criticised by some journalists(probably fat jealous smokers) anyways im lookin forard to it ...anyone else care?
  4. Monkey play in the jungle
    Robot work in the factory
    they will have a giant rumble
    Monkey Versus Robot
    Monkey Versus Robot

    Monkey hate technology
    Robot hate the monkey
    they will fight eternally
    Monkey Versus Robot
    Monkey Versus Robot

    Monkey Mate in the jungle
    Robot replicate in factory
    They both love their mother
    why must they hate eachother

    Why cant we all get along
    would that be oh so wrong?
    why cant we all love eachother
    monkey and a robot brother

    Monkey Versus Robot
    Monkey Versus Robot
    Monkey Versus Robot
    Monkey Versus Robot

    M-O-N-K-E-Y MONKEY
    R-O-B-O-T ROBOT
    M-O-N-K-E-Y MONKEY
    R-O-B-O-T ROBOT
    M-O-N-K-E-Y MONKEY
    R-O-B-O-T ROBOT
    M-O-N-K-E-Y MONKEY
    R-O-B-O-T ROBOT
  5. thanks chimp for the continued support and interest, after a shaky start they have settled down nicely and i expect some compensation to come into play... ooh i love compensation. Three more to go and by the weekend i will be free!

    also heres what the final bodice may look like
  6. mine start in the morning(shite), first up Computer Architecture and Operating systems, yet i find myself writing this instead of studying,earlier on i busied myself by rearranging my record collection and now i think ill clean the house... only two weeks left to go
  7. The hassler has obtained his star staus in Germany by single handedly removing the Berlin wall, made all the more special by the fact he used only a small toffee hammer and his magnificent sense of humour...

  8. i remember reading about an experiment that was done in the 50's or 60's in the readers digest mysteries and marvels of the human mind. Basically some crazy doctor (shipman possibly) used a child to examine phobias. A child was brought into the lab and a white rat was also introduced into the situation. The child had never really seen a rat and had no previous encounters so basically couldnt have given two shites about it. Then the doctor introduced extremely loud noises when the rat was presented on subsequent occasions and this continued for a few months and got to the stage that when the kid even came into contact with anything furry eg: a jacket , it would completely lose it and freak out. The experiment ended and results recorded or whatever, but no records were kept of the childs identity so basically they are unaware if they fucked this persons life up , pretty mean i thought.....
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