Jasper Lee Williams

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God Bless,

JLW

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You people have dirty little wicked mouths

A vicious rumour spreading through Hollywood states that Steve Guttenberg is still alive and working. Well, I'm not the one to go and dig him up

After searching through Google for 'bennifer', and finding nothing, my boffins have worked on seeing what Bennifers first born will look like

Behold! Feast your eyes on the hybrid!

If you believe the pouting, whispering, plump face of Hollywood then you'll learn a lot! Apparently, as the title suggests, the original outline for the Indiana Jones movies didn't feature gravel throated, scabbed and gnarley Harrison Ford. No, they in fact had rotund yet buff, smiling moustachio'd Tom Selleck of gay internet rumour fame in the leading role! Imagine him now, rising majestically from a tropical pool, glistening flesh, before whipping some underage Indian chaps squarely on their rears for several hours.

I know one person who'd buy a ticket!

Also, it was Spielberg that hated the original name, "Indiana Smith" - created by Spielbergs fellow Beard nourisher, George Lucas. The beards battled at night as their owners slept until Spielbergs got the upper hand.

Thats all the hwood nectar I can produce for now,

Love,

JLW

Personally, I like nymph with a synth.
Sounds like the kind of groovy 80's music I listen to anyway!

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To get the ball rolling, sources say that Michael Douglas has just been found hollowing out his father, Kirk, to be used as a raft on an upcoming canoe trip.

Apparently, the crispy watertightness of his octogenarian fathers skin should allow for perfect boating conditions. Plus, Kirk Douglas will still be alive to enjoy the journey himself.

Gobble Gobble - it's Turkey time!

I remember before J-lo and Affleck, there was another famous couple called Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

Brannifer Paniston as I called it.

Didnt catch on as much as Bennifer though.

Once they're friendly, those sweet apes are all lovely. I once saw a monkey ripping the skin from a banana. It put me right off, I can tell you

I say Tim Burton can walk proud and erect with his film career so far. The man's a living saint!

Would I? I bloody Holly-would!