Ploppin' Fresh

Dog licking face = unrequited love and utmost adoration for owner (and anyone else who may be susceptible to licks)

Cat licking face = scornful mutilation via sandpaper tongue

Will that mean he'll also be one inch "bigger"??? Where do i sign up?

Cats suck! Yea... they're cute and are adorable when given things to scratch but they have no personality. Sure, they have traits... and I think most cat owners confuse these traits as personality. But there's a difference. There's no warmth with a cat. No "Oh my gosh, YOU'RE HOME!!!!" They just want to be fed and have a place to sleep. Past that, they have no use for US humans. And yea I'm allergic... what of it?!?

You know, despite my drunkeness... it has occured to me that there are a lot more places on a car that you can stick your pizzle in than a human body. A lot more. Some could be overly popular with the S&M crowd as well. Don't mind my drunken ramblings... that pic brought up way too many visuals than I'd care to recount.

Word!

This will surely raise many an eyebrow. Was it for the cuteness, the soreness or the hilarity???

Well, in that case, I need a copy. I have an interested party. Someone who's lurid fancies far exceed yours.

You told me you had destroyed all those pictures!!! You said they were for your personal pleasure!!! Please tell me you still don't have the one with me doing the thing with the thing to my thing... for all that as sacred and holy...

Lubes... you should bring this idea to NORAD. They'd have a field day with it. I have this unholier-than-thou image in my head of "Protectors" being force fed bran flakes, turbo-lax, (are prunes for diarrhea or constipation), etc... around the clock in the event of all out nuclear war. Our oceans afoul with feces and radiation. Nasty stuff.

On a side note:


WARNING: THIS DOG MAY HAVE DIARRHEA!

BENEFITS??? Is that like compensation for having delved into a world filled with the in(s)ane? I can't believe you're making us swallow this tripe. Our friends at the meat council demand royalties!!!

It's kinda strange... because where I work, every 8 weeks or so, we have to work a week of nights; meaning that I work 7x12hour(8-8) shifts for a total of 84 hours in a week. I love it for a variety of reasons: a) I get the following week off-paid. don't have to deal with all the day to day rigmarole like errands, phone calls, crowds, showering c) when i get home at 9AM, I sleep right through until 6:30PM... It is that week of nights that I get my best sleep... normally i get anywhere from 3-7 hours d) what would be deemed unsociable hours here in Ireland, the 5 hour time difference is ideal for talking to my girlfriend, family and friends in canada e) my thoughts, free from the grasp of daily living, traverse the spectrum between delirium and lucid, making for many entertaining whimsies. The only downside to nights is that it kills any and all desire to eat. Where you might normally eat 2 to 3 meals + snacks throughout a day, you find yourself never really hungry; opting for snacking instead. So yea, I guess i'm trying to say i like nights.

Our much honoured master of ceremonies forgot to add that he had come to the Trilogy in costume: depsite the pleadings of myself, other people present, bus driver and passengers, well-wishers, do-gooders, nay-sayers, etc....

For illustrational proof as to why Gollum's loin cloth was much needed, please refer to below:

Lest we forget the 5th-8th bonus discs featuring the real-time alternative ending of Frodo and Gollum skipping back to the Shire from Mount Doom where Gollum(minus Loin Cloth-which was much needed) becomes Frodo's love-child (much to the chagrin of one Samwise Gamgee). A porntastic adventure to the nth degree!

Anthony Scally: Lethargy Defined

Consider the following... while the laundry rug attempts to appeal to mass
consumer laziness, our esteemed host has exceeded, and indeed, revelled in
his efforts to truly master the art of lazy. Too bothered by all facets
related to clothing (ie. purchasing, putting on, washing, donating), he simply adorns himself in any and all biodegradable and compostable materials available to
him at any given time(depending on location, this can produce rather
unwholesome results). "Clothing??? Reeks of effort!" A fitting choice of
words for a man that, at times, has claimed the spectrum of pungency an
unworthy opponent. Some of the more common materials seen on his person
would be banana peels, nappies, newspaper, etc... In recent months, Mr. Scally has been commended, and sought after in some circles, for his versatile and most often controversial choices for loin dressing. Mr. Scally boasts that his
"efforts" are environmentally friendly, saluting Doc Brown's fuel-efficient
Delorean as his source of inspiration. Some say fashionable(please refer to his rendition of a winter coat found below), others... eco-friendly. I say... smells like burning! Whatever your take is on it, he is truly a man to be honoured.

p.s. For rare video footage of Anton running the dublin marathon wearing lettuce, a vaccuum bag, a turnip and two chinese take away trays for runners... feel free to contact me. Needless to say... he is required by several large members of the Garda Siochana to remove himself from public observation. His comeback is SWEET!

Anton = Notna (not to be confused with Mon Mothma... although on a side point, for an old lady, she was kinda hot). Holy shit!!! It's all starting to make sense. My life has become a lot less vivid since he moved out of the flat. Can anyone else see this???

Al should perhaps consider changing his avatar to the following: